Things I Have Learned from My Toddler...Who Happens to Be My Dog

This topic is from Mama Kat's Writer's Workshop. Well it's suppose to be about a real child, but since I don't have one it's going to be about Lola. This strikes me as funny because I was just watching Kings of Queens last night and they were making fun of a cousin who always told stories about what you thought were children and in the end they were cats. But I digress...I'm not that lady, I swear. Don't hate me!

On to the point....

• Lola has taught me to always be curious. You never know how much fun you can have with a plastic bottle or a bug until you try.


• If you are as cute as the Bean (aka Lola), everyone must love you. Seriously...(we may or may not have a very conceited dog).


• Licking yourself can be quite entertaining.


• Your poo is never too stinky to eat. It's really the best way to get rid of the evidence.

• If you're sneaky enough you can always get some good eats from the table or even the dishwasher while they aren't looking.

(We washed it....and promptly disciplined after we got the picture)

• Lotion is delicious....almost as delicious as poo.


• Size doesn't matter.


• Hanging your head out the window and whatever other body parts fit out is the shiz nit!


• Motorcycles are evil....as well as vacuums and hairdryers.
  
• Everything can and will be destroyed!

(The best place to keep all of your treasures is under the bed!)