Monday, November 7, 2011

Letters to Whom it May Concern...

Dear Time Change,

You are truly not needed anymore. Why must we live in darkness in the winter? Do the pharmaceutical companies support you? They should. I'm sure you are responsible for increased levels of depression during this time of year. Oh and maybe medication for insanity because my dear son, doesn't grasp this idiotic time change concept and is now completely off schedule. To sum this letter suck.

Cranky Mommy

Dear Cable/Internet Provider,

Why do you throw curve balls every 3 months or so? It's like you think I won't notice that you change your charges and increase my bill for a variety of stupid reasons. This results in multiple calls and wasted time on my part. It also results in me having to add a phone line or  drop a phone line to keep my costs the same. I'm tired of your games and if I didn't depend on your DVR services I would tell you goodbye for good. But alas, you have me...and let's not pretend that you don't know it.

Angry Cable Customer

Dear Hormones,

Seriously, what's up? I've been on a ranting streak lately and it's showing up in more than my blog posts. When my husband jokingly told me he wanted to throw me out of the car this weekend...I kinda got the sense that he was a tad serious and I can't say I blame him. Please get yourself together.

I'd Like to Live

Dear Christmas,

I've been giving you a hard time lately. I really need to change my attitude about you and have fun. Time to put my big girl panties on and play the Christmas games of beat the clock and all the other crazy Christmas shoppers. I can do this. I will do this. I will love Christmas this year.


Dear Self,

Get your shit together. Take deep breaths. It's all going to be okay. 

The Crazy Lady


  1. Hahah I love reading posts like this. Very funny and cute.

  2. Gah last year the time change was so easy with a tiny newborn baby but this year it's a royal pain in my ass!!! Go away!

  3. You tell em!

    For Gabe's first 13 months, I was a hormonal mess. My husband would have gladly abandoned me at a vacant gas station many a time. I like to think I'm now a joy to be around. Ha. And the only thing that's saving my pre-holiday sanity is that I know I've got a stash of birthday presents Gabe received that I put away to wrap up again for Christmas. No guilt here!

  4. You are hilarious! I totally hear and agree with your time lil C was all messed up! I don't get it!

  5. I have been more messed up with the stupid time change than Jamie was he! He actually slept IN yesterday while me? I was up promptly at 6:30. Lame.

  6. HAHAHA!!! I love this and can totally relate!!! I feel like it always nighttime now that it gets dark so early and the cable companies drive me crazy with their random charges!!!

    Hope you guys have a good week!!


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