Dear Time Change,
You are truly not needed anymore. Why must we live in darkness in the winter? Do the pharmaceutical companies support you? They should. I'm sure you are responsible for increased levels of depression during this time of year. Oh and maybe medication for insanity because my dear son, doesn't grasp this idiotic time change concept and is now completely off schedule. To sum this letter up...you suck.
Dear Cable/Internet Provider,
Why do you throw curve balls every 3 months or so? It's like you think I won't notice that you change your charges and increase my bill for a variety of stupid reasons. This results in multiple calls and wasted time on my part. It also results in me having to add a phone line or drop a phone line to keep my costs the same. I'm tired of your games and if I didn't depend on your DVR services I would tell you goodbye for good. But alas, you have me...and let's not pretend that you don't know it.
Angry Cable Customer
Seriously, what's up? I've been on a ranting streak lately and it's showing up in more than my blog posts. When my husband jokingly told me he wanted to throw me out of the car this weekend...I kinda got the sense that he was a tad serious and I can't say I blame him. Please get yourself together.
I'd Like to Live
I've been giving you a hard time lately. I really need to change my attitude about you and have fun. Time to put my big girl panties on and play the Christmas games of beat the clock and all the other crazy Christmas shoppers. I can do this. I will do this. I will love Christmas this year.
Get your shit together. Take deep breaths. It's all going to be okay.
The Crazy Lady
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